To Puan A, I wanted to let you know that I had so much fun in your class and I love your bubbly personality. You put loads of effort into making the course interesting, worthwhile, and entertaining. If you read this, sila imbas kembali zaman ke-gonjengan saya ketika menuntut ilmu bersama anda sewaktu bertugas di Sistem Penerbagan Malaysia dahulu kala.
Perkara wajib bila ber'tapa ilmu bersama Puan A a.k.a Mak tiri:
+ Selalu kena baca announcement betul-betul. Tempah nahas dari mak tiri kalau kau baca maha lembab, terkial-kial macam siput sedut.
+ Pronunciation salah je, maka makan azab la kau dengan beliau.
+ Kuku harus kontot. Jangan nak berangan diva berfrench nails atau kuku siap corak belang rimau bagai.
+ Make-up perlu berkilo-kilo. Dapat student macam I, malas "terlampau" macam harammm nak pakai lipstick, nescaya memang mintak kena maki (I yang suka bagi alasan mengong) - 'Puan A, bibir I tebal la, nescaya pakai lipstick nampak benor buroknye'- Ada ke dia kesahhh bibir kau tebal macam nigger? Ada?? Ada??
p/s: Puan A, you really made my day :)
